Dark Core's Lair
Master. . . .what soul?

“It’s a turn of phrase really.”

MASTER DARK. WHEN SHALL WE MOVE ON WITH OUR PLAN TO SET THE SUN ON FIRE?!

“As soon as I find where I set that thing. You know, the thing, with the nobs? Yeah, that thing.”

Black just /isn't/ your color, is it?

“Black absolutely IS my colour. It matches my soul, you see.”

“That…took…forever! Hmph, now that that’s out of the way, no more staying in the shadows! And no more skele….what do you mean the recorder’s on?…FFFF…TURN IT OFF NOW TURN IT OFF No…” the signal has cut out. Strange indeed.

it has been 4 weeks form the last time ah came here and rubbed my junk in your face... So how is the tiny and poor Dark core?

“I was wonderful, spectacular, fantastic! THEN you showed up.”

Hey Pink Core.

“I AM NOT PINK! Never have been, never WILL be!”

If the world were to end tomorrow, not with a bang, but with a whimper -better said as very painfully- , how would you spend the last day? Last hour? Last minute?
Anonymous

“Well clearly it would be of MY doing, so I would spend my last day savouring my victory of course!….And maybe say goodbye to a few ponies….and more to a certain one…Ahem. Okay, your question is answered, be on your way.”

Hay happy new year's ya failing of a blank

“Hrmph. You as well.”

D —> Merry %mas and a Happy Charnelka

D —> Please a%ept this gift of a stylish b100 blanket to warm you during the winter months

“AHEM! Well, another year has come and gone and. Well, I’d like to think I’ve made good stride in my attempts at global conquest. Despite CERTAIN set backs. Caused by someone who shall not get the honour of being named….Either way. From me to you, Happy New Year, minions. Have a safe and happy one. Because if you’re not, I can’t take that away from you, and that just wouldn’t be right.”


((OOC: Happy New Year everyone, and many happy returns.))